I had a cheesy gordita crunch at two in the morning last night

I digested the diabetes inducing meal in my slumber and woke up seven hours later.

I had a 10 A.M. lecture all the way across campus. I was sprinting to my destination and then I felt a rumble in my stomach halfway through my journey.

I dismissed the roar of my intestines and continued to trek to class.

I kept pushing on until I felt something else push.

• I was stunned,
• disgusted,
• and disapointed.

I felt a mass in my underwear and I smelt the warm air dispersing from my yellow shorts.

I just shit my pants