I am in a rush to find the nearest bathroom

I haven't done something this embarassing since middle school, I just shit my pants..

I am already late to class, but now I need to wipe this fecal matter from my ass.

I am looking left and right to find the nearest building.

Waddling into the Robinson building to prevent the smearing of this goo on my cheeks.

I enter the first floor bathroom and none of the stalls are open.

I am impatient and shaking, hoping nobody can notice my dirty little secret.